"I like the rain and the dark stormy nights."(via taste-like-pepsi-cola)

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a-big-furry-rat:

I want to see the distraught look on their faces. I would pay to see that.

candynecklaces:

cliffhangers are so

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nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
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ayano-tateyuri:

piss-paladin:

how do u spell candy w only 2 letters

c and y

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gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

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r0llcake:

u (◠‿◠✿)

did not (◠‿◠✿)

teach us this (◠‿◠✿)

why is it (◠‿◠✿)

on the test (◠‿◠✿)

BITCH (⊙‿⊙✿)

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wakaflackalypse:

my house

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

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kidnap-the-muse:

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ink-and-mischeif:

Friendly reminder that anger is a secondary emotion. It follows pain, disappointment, grief, shock, sadness… So when Bruce says this, he’s actually saying, "That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always suffering."  

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS OMG

FUCKING SHIT WTF
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virgini-titty:

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typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

i AM a child fuck yes